Dunzo...

Me: How does freedom taste?

DM: Like carnitas and margaritas...

Been a bit slow with finals and other end of school nonsense but...

DM: 

One thing I'm going to miss about law school: reading people's status updates during finals. 

Not one status sounds like it was written by a sane person.

Commencement madness...

Dieci Miglia to me talking about graduation

DM:

I told Maxip...

I am dry, [crazy expensive private law school].  you have taken everything I am, including my pride and my girlish figure.  You spit me out on the other side.  And now you still want $100

And...

DM:

All I'm wondering is if this is a prereq to walk that red carpet

Because I don't wear a dark, long, black gown on a hot May day

I would prefer to frolic in my summer dress

Me: 

I'm going to say yes

DM: 

yeah

you're right

Fuck a duck