As if we didn't need a reminder that Dieci Miglia doesn't like Tebow...
DM: facebook thinks that I'm a gators fan. I WILL NEVER LIKE TEBOW. stop it facebook.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
One thing I'm going to miss about law school: reading people's status updates during finals.
Not one status sounds like it was written by a sane person.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Dieci Miglia to me talking about graduation
I told Maxip...
I am dry, [crazy expensive private law school]. you have taken everything I am, including my pride and my girlish figure. You spit me out on the other side. And now you still want $100
All I'm wondering is if this is a prereq to walk that red carpet
Because I don't wear a dark, long, black gown on a hot May day
I would prefer to frolic in my summer dress
I'm going to say yes
Fuck a duck
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Dieci Miglia discussing an evening out with Anitsua...
Anitsua was like walking down the street and sort of tripped on a part of the sidewalk
and "why didn't you warn me that was comin'...you want me to fall flat on my face, don't you"
Dieci Miglia: hahahah
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Sometimes I like to provide Dieci Miglia with tidbits of information...
Me: overheard your favorite person saying something like "wedded bliss is awesome"
DM: which favorite person
Me: [A certain person to remain nameless]
DM: oh lord, that's because she still hasn't come off her coke high from last night
DM: haha I'm serious
Me: I know
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Dieci Miglia and I were chatting today:
You're gonna like what just went down.
Some 2L students were just asking me how I can go work for a big law firm that defends huge corporations.
I told them...it's simple. Plaintiff's attorneys exaggerate demands and the good defense attorney gets to the plaintiff's bottom line and then convinces his client to settle for that. I'm not trying to deprive your poor plaintiffs of what they are due but I'm not going to indulge frivolous claims or pay them 50x their actual damages.
They were like...yeah, okay. That makes sense.
Damn straight it makes sense