Teblow...

As if we didn't need a reminder that Dieci Miglia doesn't like Tebow...

DM: facebook thinks that I'm a gators fan. I WILL NEVER LIKE TEBOW. stop it facebook.

It's been awhile...

but decompressing from the bar exam takes time...

Dieci Miglia dropped this gem on the world today:

"God created Nutella. And then God created Erica Bana. And then God created me, because he knew at that point I would have two reasons to live."

Dunzo...

Me: How does freedom taste?

DM: Like carnitas and margaritas...

Been a bit slow with finals and other end of school nonsense but...

DM: 

One thing I'm going to miss about law school: reading people's status updates during finals. 

Not one status sounds like it was written by a sane person.

Commencement madness...

Dieci Miglia to me talking about graduation

DM:

I told Maxip...

I am dry, [crazy expensive private law school].  you have taken everything I am, including my pride and my girlish figure.  You spit me out on the other side.  And now you still want $100

And...

DM:

All I'm wondering is if this is a prereq to walk that red carpet

Because I don't wear a dark, long, black gown on a hot May day

I would prefer to frolic in my summer dress

Me: 

I'm going to say yes

DM: 

yeah

you're right

Fuck a duck

Dieci Miglia has a friend who's a "strong woman"...

Dieci Miglia discussing an evening out with Anitsua...

Anitsua was like walking down the street and sort of tripped on a part of the sidewalk

and  "why didn't you warn me that was comin'...you want me to fall flat on my face, don't you"

Dieci Miglia: hahahah

sooo funny

Goes the dynamite...

Dieci Miglia to me:

And THAT is how you get two offers.  Boom.

Dieci Miglia has a heart of gold and is always thinking of others...

Dieci Miglia to me...

I told him I will come save them from the sausage fest.

Don't tell me what to do...

Dieci Miglia: Don't tell me what to do
Me:  That's my job

Dieci Miglia really doesn't like Tim Tebow...

Dieci Miglia to the world recently...

Tim Tebow to the Broncos.  Just kill me now...just get it over with.

And...

To me:

DM: hate. teblow.
        and no, I did not mistype that
Me:  LOL

Dieci Miglia loves the Denver Broncos but...

after the NFL draft...

Dieci Miglia to me:

Fuck me. I may actually reconsider my team of choice. I. Hate. Tebow.

On the iphone scandal...

Dieci Miglia: finders, keepers, yo

On fire...

Dieci Miglia to me...

You need to make your font consistent.

:-)

OCD dieci miglia emerges

Bambino...

Nothing like a newborn baby as Dieci Miglia found out today....


Dieci Miglia to me...


I take back everything I ever said about not wanting a baby.

Classic Dieci Miglia...

Sometimes I like to provide Dieci Miglia with tidbits of information...

Me: overheard your favorite person saying something like "wedded bliss is awesome"

DM: which favorite person

Me: [A certain person to remain nameless]

DM: oh lord, that's because she still hasn't come off her coke high from last night

Me: lol

DM: haha I'm serious

Me: I know

Silly 2L's

Dieci Miglia and I were chatting today:

You're gonna like what just went down.

You ready?

Some 2L students were just asking me how I can go work for a big law firm that defends huge corporations.

I told them...it's simple. Plaintiff's attorneys exaggerate demands and the good defense attorney gets to the plaintiff's bottom line and then convinces his client to settle for that.  I'm not trying to deprive your poor plaintiffs of what they are due but I'm not going to indulge frivolous claims or pay them 50x their actual damages.

They were like...yeah, okay.  That makes sense.

Haha.

Damn straight it makes sense

Don't tell me what to do.

Dieci Miglia to me today.


"Don't tell me what to do"


(be on the lookout for this post again...and again...and again.)